lenalightening:

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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